Современная притча на старую тему

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog on the bank of a pond near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you will turn me back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in the custle, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauted frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: "I don't fucking think so".

Менталитет

Заметили забавную разницу в менталитете русских и англичан (европейцев?). У них в народной сказке принцесса целует лягушку, которая становится прекрасным принцем. У нас же - напротив: чувак должен жениться на лягушке, которая после свадьбы превращается в царевну.